Ways to annoy the crap out of me

Ask me if I know how to take a body off of the table... when I have been doing this for nearly nine years and you for a few months... and I am the one who trained you.

Answer the phone and tell the person that I am unavailable when I am standing right next to you.

It's called spell-check

Really, it is bad form to hand out water bottles bragging about our institutions excellence... when the word excellence is misspelled on them.

Observation by Dude

"Mommy your panties look different than the ones preschool girls wear."

I was on holiday...

and now I am back.

Envy

Greed

Lust

Pride