Morning conversations with co-worker
Him- So let's meet for lunch.
Me- What time?
Him- You know, when you want. I will watch you eat.
Me- Um, yeah... OK.
Me- Hey been trying to call you, there is someone here that needs to see you.
Him- Oh sorry I was in the bathroom doing... you know.
(Me thinking- Um no I don't know... and now I can't get all the possibilites out of my head. Thanks)
Mohel kit
On our last trip to the best toy store in Seattle, J and I picked Dude up a Dr. Kit. Most of the instruments are recognizable, a stethoscope, needle, hammer, thermometer and such. However the last instrument I have a sense is best suited for another kit... unless Dude wants to offer circumcisions in his clinic.
To the guy I think of when I have anything blueberry flavored
Listening to a song today I was reminded of you. Although it has been many years, it still stings a little. Your decision to leave without telling me... you didn't have all the information. Your best friend, she lied to you. That's all I ever wanted you to know. She lied.
my visual dna
Pet Food Recall
If you haven't heard about the pet food recall, please read the list of foods. My parents dog Nitro is at the vet now in renal failure... from eating the food for the past eight days. They aren't sure how damaged his kidneys are, but we hope that we figured it out fast enough.
Update- Nitro is doing well... the vet thinks that we figured it out just in time.
Tell me I didn't just say that
"Well, if you suck on it long and hard enough, something is bound to happen."
Seriously, in context it wasn't that odd...
jobs
There are jobs that I am certain I would not want to do, and/or would be good at.
Bus driver
Librarian
Anything in an assisted living home
Anything in finance
On the other hand there are jobs that I would love to do, and/or know I would be good at.
Police Officer
FBI Agent
Private Investigator
Crime Scene Cleanup
Then, there are the jobs I would like to try for a few months with the option to stop at any time.
Waitress
Bartender
Luxury Car Sales person
Grade School Teacher
Now what all this says about me...
Preschool playboy
After playing in an indoor playground for a couple hours, Dude made new friends with three siblings. Twin 5-year-old girls and their 3-year-old sister. All leaving at the same time, the kids walk together holding hands. Once the girls got to their car they waved goodbye and Dude yells-
"Hey, you girls wanna come over for a sleep over?"