Happy Halloween
This year dude has decided to go as Spider Man. J is finally living his life long dream of donning the perfect afro... and I am going as a leper.
refresh/renew
It has been in the works for a bit... this is where we will start. Wanted/needed a new look.
at least they are not backwards
This morning I put on my clothes in the dark. My socks match. My pants and shirt match. But I just now realized my underwear is on inside out. Oops.
funny
Medical vendors always give away pens, tablets of paper and other freebies at conferences. Our latest aquisition here at work, has been magnets with various medical words. So far I think this has been the best score yet.
at times it seems impossible to be professional and hold in your laughter at work
Standing in the autopsy room (making sure no one faints) I watched while organs were being shown to a high school group. A uterus with tubes and ovaries was held up... and the following took place.
Presenter- What do you think this organ is?
Male Student 1- A uterus or something?
P- Correct. What do you think this part is? (Pointing at an ovary)
MS 1- Um, a fallopian tube?
P- No close... an ovary.
Everyone smiles and looks mildly interested.
P- What do you think this part of the specimen is? (Followed by complete silence and blank looks)
MS 1- Not sure, can you give us a hint?
P- It begins with a C.
Male Student 2- I know, I know! (Said with vigor and arm raised)
P- Yes?
MS2- Um... well... it um... is um... it's spelled... C... L... I... T... (The room erupts into laughter)
P- Well no actually, it is the cervix. (Response given without skipping a beat and not even a hint of a smile)
I on the other hand was unable to stay in the room.
as if there needed to be more proof that i am not normal
I spent a good chunk of time today sitting in a room watching TV with a dead person... and the thing that I found most disturbing was the channel selection.
I was able to sing along with every song being played on my drive home... which happened to be during the Sir Mix-a-lot hour flash-back.
asparagus pee
After having a conversation about this subject with a co-worker and conducting some of our own experiments... I overheard another group of people discussing this in an elevator. Apparently asparagus pee is extremely interesting to everyone.