Just a few snippets of a conversation in the booth behind me... all said by the same girl
-Yeah I got that new job it is great. I only have to work for 15hrs a week making coffee. I almost didn't take the job though, because the woman I was interviewed by was wearing pink.
-So I have been thinking about this for awhile... I really think that Michael Jackson is weird.
-So I really like Advertising. I think I really want to get into it. You know I think I want to be Quentin Terintino. Yeah I want to do that stuff... and make really funny commercials.
Conspiracy
Yesterday morning I had to dress in nice clothes for a memorial service that I was going to later in the day. With a child, you know to put nice clothes on no sooner than two seconds before you head out of the door. Once clothes are on you must do everything you can to make sure child does not come within a foot of you. Once Finn was all ready, I put on the dry clean only pants. This is when I heard a funny sound. The cat was sitting at least three feet away... and the little bastard projectile vomited all over the back of my leg. If it isn't the kid, it is one of the animals.
A thank you note to a friend (which will make you all so very curious)
To my monkey man-
Thank you for the bath, dinner and wine. Thank you for helping me relax. Thank you for being such a good friend. I love you tons!
Two things I've said in the last 24 hours that i wonder if anyone else has ever had to say
Please stop trying to eat the dog with a fork.
Why is there a stick of butter underneath the couch cushion?
Toddler Tourettes
At least that is what I am telling people. Of course the fact that Finn goes into fits of maniacal laughter after screaming "Oh crap booby doody shit", gives away the fact that I myself am full of it.
Gratuitous Boob Shot
I tend to forget that the shades are open. If you are walking your dog there is a pretty good chance that you will get more than you bargained for. But really, it's not that big a deal.
To the woman with a kid in the stroller- They are just tits... freak out and push your kid faster, go right ahead.
To the kid- Yep your mom is not the only one with them.
To the husband of the woman with the kid in the stroller- You're welcome.