Question
Have you never heard of Caller ID? When the phone rings here at work... the little screen tells me who is calling. So when you call... wait until I answer the phone... and then hang up on me... I already know that it is you. Dumb ass.
Translation
Warning label on box-
WARNING:
1. Please dont place it in following place.
a) nearby strong vibration.
b) in the dusty play.
2. Please do not touch in movement.
3. Please do not clean it case by using
paint thinner or other chemical materials.
Neuter soap or cleanser as cleaning liquid
is recommendable.
4. Please change the battery once a year.
Exhausted battery may leak and damage your product.
Best Wishes For You
MADE IN CHINA
do you think it is a bad omen?
It's actually very scary to think that I may have asked this question before...
But do you think it is a bad omen for a crow to fly into you as you are walking down the street? Just curious.
Be happy I don't carry a gun
Friday evening when we were out for some food, someone broke into both our house and the neighbor's house. I hope that the individual who did this understands how lucky they are... If I had come home 5 minutes earlier, and I had a gun, I would have killed them.
Call it hallucinations, lack of sleep, acid flashbacks... whatever you'd like
Two things that I "saw" on my way home from work... a spider the size of a VW in the front yard of a house and a dog jumping on a pogo stick. The two things that I actually saw after closer observation... a huge brown plant the size of a car and a Dwarf running up the sidewalk.
After two days of seeing me in the cafeteria
I know you are wondering why I keep paying only in dollar bills, and why they smell like a humidor...