needing a wife
Living in a house with multiple guys has finally taken its toll on me. I have realized that no matter what I do, Husband, Chris, and child do not value a clean/organized house as much as I do. There is one simple answer to this... I need a wife... and if she looks like her, even better.
to the woman at the dry cleaners
Yes, those were whole peanuts that rolled out of the pocket of my husband’s shirt. No, you really do not want to know.
flattered?
I was just asked to be on a Soft Ball team... because I would look good in the uniform.
lovesac baby, yeah
Yes we did, 6 feet of foam love...
chances are...
if you think that you are alone and you do a little dance, there is always someone in the room with you... and you know it is always that someone who already thinks you are crazy.
Vacation flashback
Pulling into the parking lot at our condo Finn kept telling us to look at all the cats. We stepped out of the car, walked around the exterminator truck, and looked down to see what Finn was pointing at. Cat sized cockroaches pouring out from under the manhole covers… dozens… No Finn those are not cats.
guess who pooped?
Yep, tonight our little man asked to use the potty... and did he ever.
We survived a trip to Mexico with a toddler. We really do deserve an award, perhaps a medal, or even a small ribbon.
When traveling with a small child you have to remember that you wake up when they want, you eat what they want, and be prepared to run after child each time he wants to go and hug or French kiss every feral dog/cat walking down the street.
We did have a blast. Although tiring, having 10 full days together was amazing. We swam everyday, spent time at the beach, and did everything we could to enjoy every second together.
I couldn't have asked for a better way to celebrate our 5-year anniversary.